Like Mother Like Daughter....

Before I tell my experiences with my friends and students in Langkawi, I have something else to share...

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning"

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet"

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
" If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why"

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me "

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper"

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone"

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it"

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!".

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out"

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do".

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You're going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to get stuck that way"

19. My mother taught me about ESP
"Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me"

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up"

22. My mother taught me GENETICS
" You're just like your father"

23. My mother taught me my ROOTS
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day when you have kids, I hope they turn out just like you"

~There you have it. Dalam banyak-banyak tu, yang selalu I kena nombor 11, but for my brother and sisters, I rasa yang betul-betul kena batang hidung depa is number 25, hehehehe~

:Article credited to Ate Reezy: Salamat ate, miss na miss kita: